These are the reasons why sometimes i wish to go into secluded living, preferably with as little human beings as possible:

1. On a crowded train to work at 8.30am, one of the passengers released a silent fart.. and someone gave a tortured cough. i merely muffled my groan.

2. In the handicap toilet at office, i found a few drops of urine on the lid of the toilet seat. i think it muz be a male n i'm sure u know y. and no, we do not have handicapped ppl in our office >_< pls stop flicking!!!

3a. In the female toilet, i found shoe prints on the toilet seat. i juz cannot understand why would anyone wan to risk splitting up their middle part by squatting on such slippery material!!! if u r afraid of touching the seat, den pls juz bend over w/o sitting on it! dun squat!!!

3b. The toilets were often stuck and choked by paper. There are aleadi signs placed all over the toilet. One on the inside of the door, saying :"Please refer to the diagram for proper usage of the toilet (a person sitting on toilet bowl). Please do not squat on it." and another one near the basins: "Please throw paper towels into this bin and not into the toilets. The paper is too thick and this is the main cause of blockages." and this is the most kua zhang one, above the flush button: "Please hold on to this button while flushing."

did i tell u tt i am working at NUS? The top 20 uni in the world?

4. On a crowded train back from work, a realli fat and sloppy looking young male adult boarded the train. He took out a magazine and a manga girl was on the cover page, with large protruding breasts that would look ridiculous on a normal person, even Barbie. Well, none of my business. as a matter of fact, i read a lot of manga and such girls are common in the stories.
as i was busy in my thoughts, a pungent wave hit my nose. his mouth was still wide open, evidence of a big wide unrestrained yawn. suddenly, the idea of a fat guy holding up a picture of a girl with large boobs sounds demeaning and disgusting beyong imagination. brush ur teeth and mabe u'll get a girl in reality!

u get my pt? =(